What I will tell you is that I am a male of a certain age and crooked orientation, who works a meaningless job in a city on the edge of a state that boarders another state located in the US of A.
Didn't I tell you? Aggravated? Want me to be more clear?
I will tell you that I was born with a mother and a father. I have a sister and a nephew and a dog. I was born with (as you can tell from the pictures) two arms, two legs, eyes, a nose, a mouth. Pretty standard.
I love secrets, but not my own. I find belly buttons sexy. I fear commitment but on the plus side that doesn't apply to lease agreements. Everything I hate about myself I find attractive in other guys. My weakness is credit cards and designer jeans. I'm scared of NOT try new things. I would choose my innocence back over money, but would never say no to a sugar daddy. I can tie bow ties. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday, yet I've never had a boyfriend for a single one. If it's not in my planner, it won't happen.
You must have a better idea of who I am now.
